AN AVERAGE GUY | BEYOND THE OPEN DOOR | DON’T BUCKLE | FAITHFUL | IT’S A WONDER | LOST IN TIME | MERCY STITCHES, SUTURES & STAPLESTHE POINT OF THIS LIFE | THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN | TREACHEROUS EMOTIONS
YOU LOOK SO COOL

 
     
     
  AN AVERAGE GUY (DIXON/DIXON)

Don’t put me on a pedestal or praise me to the sky
Can’t raise your expectations, I’m just your average guy
Don’t make me jump through any hoops or set your hopes too high
I’m not Mister Wonderful or Tom Terrific just your average guy
I’m just your average guy doing what it takes to get by
Just your average guy
The higher up the monkey goes the more you see his rump
Going up to high in the air means coming down with a bump boom
I’m just your average guy doing what it takes to get by
Just your average guy
Don’t get that moonshine in your eyes tomorrow is another day
When you may see that yesterday’s hero really has feet of clay
Don’t put me on a pedestal or praise me to the sky
Can’t raise your expectations, Uh-uh I’m just your average guy
Just an average guy, yeah I’m just an average guy no expectations
There goes the monkey
 
     
 
 
     
  BEYOND THE OPEN DOOR (DIXON)

Somebody was talking waking up from a bad dream
Somebody was walking out, looking for what they’d lost
Somebody was praying things wouldn’t get crazy
Somebody was staying behind counting up the cost, yeah yeah
You’d better try to find the laughter step out from disaster
You’ll find what you are after beyond the open door
And if you feel like you’re fading, no time for hesitating
Everything is waiting beyond the open door
Sometimes I hear voices saying don’t worry if it don’t come easy
You’ve got to make choices but nothing seems to last
Need a soul revolution, ride off on a river of changes
Don’t leave without saying goodbye then put it all in the past yeah yeah
You’d better try to find the laughter step out from disaster
You’ll find what you are after beyond the open door
And if you feel like you’re fading, no time for hesitating
Everything is waiting beyond the open door
So come on and get up to the horizon
Don’t you just look around and wonder what you’re doing here
We’ll take off and pray for a happy landing
We’ve got nothing to fear, I can see it all clear
 
     
 
 
     
  DON’T BUCKLE (DIXON)

Somebody came and took her away today
And the lost little pretty ones don’t understand what happened
Now we sift through the wreckage hoping to find some clue
It’s so hard to accept when someone’s time has come due
Don’t buckle from the strain it’s a powerful rain
But this storm like all the others must pass
Can’t get it from your head thinking what you should have said
Staring at the raindrops breaking on the glass
Well a thing like this, it pulls you to your senses
Oh, we face mortality; look it straight in the eye
Makes you wanna blame yourself for everything that happened
Makes you wanna shake heaven with your anguished cry
Don’t buckle from the strain it’s a powerful rain
But this storm like all the others must pass
Can’t get it from your head thinking what you should have said
Staring at the raindrops breaking on the glass
I will ache in harmony with you my friend
Or I’ll be a shoulder and a soft voice if that’s what you need
And we’ll drink to a memory all night long or until we’re sure
that the demons have gone
Every man has his own way to grieve, you can count on me
Don’t buckle from the strain it’s a powerful rain
But this storm like all the others must pass
Can’t get it from your head thinking what you should have said
Staring at the raindrops breaking on the glass
 
     
 
 
     
  FAITHFUL (DIXON)

It’s not something that we’ve ever talked about
In fact it’s not for you as much as me
But darling rest easy if you’re mind’s in any doubt
‘cause faithful I will be, faithful I will be
I always took for granted that you understood didn’t really think I had to say
But actions speak louder than my words ever could and faithful I will stay
Faithful faithful oh, faithful I will stay
Faithful faithful oh, faithful I will stay
Still I know you’ll worry I’ll forget you while I’m gone
And yes, I’m only human as you say
But being human means to me that I can live in love with you
As if you’re there beside me when I’m far away
All you asked the day I left was to keep on thinking of you
And faith is all it takes for love to be
Darling, if that’s what faithful means to you my love
That’s what faithful means to me
Faithful faithful faithful I will be
 
     
 
 
     
  IT’S A WONDER (DIXON)

There are words, I know there are, for what I’m trying to tell you
But I’ll be damned if any come to mind
I have sat a long, long time trying to describe the spell you put on me
The sparkle and the shine
Oh, it’s impossible to tell you feelings no amount of learning can prepare you for
But if I’m lost for words it’s all your fault, the way you make me tremble
It’s a wonder I can talk to you at all I only want to call your name out loud
And I get so dizzy from you kissing me but nothing in this world can make me stop

When I think of all the years it’s magic that you waited
It feels like you were fated to be mine
I get so emotional I guess you’d call it greedy.
I want to have you with me all the time
Oh there’s some sorcery involved here that I won’t even try to comprehend
But I do believe I understand the way you feel beside me and
It’s a wonder I can let you go at all I only want to fall into your arms
And I get so dizzy from you loving me but nothing in this world could make me stop
Oh it’s a wonder I can talk to you at all I only want to call your name out loud
And you’re lucky that you like me ‘cause I’m going to be around you
for a long, long time
 
     
 
 
     
  LOST IN TIME (DIXON-FRYBORT)

Nineteen years old, working in a restaurant
She said “I really love the Sixties. You could be what you want
My mother talks about and I feel like I was there;
freaks and flower children with the starlight in their hair.”
Nowadays I look around and wonder where they’ve gone, but
When I hear the music there’s still freedom in those songs.
Lost in time, where is my generation? How did they leave me behind?
Lost in time, a fading memory, waiting for someone to find me
Lost in time

The girl looked up at me with pleading in her eyes
She said “Was it really different then, and can you tell me why?
Everything about those days just seems so cool to me
I’d love to have a time machine ‘cause that’s just where I’d be.”
She so idealized this youth she never had
I wonder does our modern day really look so bad
Lost in time, where is my generation? How did they leave me behind?
Lost in time, a fading memory, waiting for someone to find me
Lost in time

She asked me “Was it really better?” I could only hold my tongue
Let the wisdom of experience give way to the hope of the young
Lost in time, where is my generation? How did they leave me behind?
Lost in time, a fading memory, waiting for someone to find me
Am I still so hard to find Lost in time
 
     
 
 
     
  MERCY (DIXON)

Have mercy on the people in the street
Help them find a way to get back on their feet
Have mercy on those who would be free
Free to work and hope, living peacefully
Oh, have mercy, mercy on us all
Have mercy on us all
Have mercy on the downtrodden and the meek
Help them find their strength and a voice to speak
Have mercy on the woman and the man
Trying hard to raise their child and doing the best they can
Oh, have mercy, mercy on us all
Have mercy on us all
Oh-oh, it’s not easy to understand what it all means
Have mercy. From this earth we must not roam
Like celestial gypsies in a search for our new home
Give me the wisdom to do all I can today
To help tomorrow’s children have a better place to play
Oh, mercy. Mercy on us all
Have mercy on us all
Shower down your mercy like rain
 
     
 
 
     
  STITCHES, SUTURES & STAPLES (DIXON)

Woke up one day in a peculiar situation, my love smiling down like an angel over me
She said you’re hurt, you’re in a hospital No, no don’t try to get up
You’ve been asleep now for nine days ‘cause you’re a mess of injury
Thank God the worst is over We don’t know how you survived
You’ve got to do exactly as you’re told now for us to bring you back to life with all your
Stitches and sutures and staples It’s not the time for your
Wishes and futures and fables look at all those
Stitches and sutures and staples and dream on
Imagine my surprise but there could be no other explanation
For the poor broken body stretched before me on my bed
So time went by and I cried and I got mad, and I got crazy
And shadows on the wall started playing tricks in my head
And for a time it seemed the only thing that was holding me together
Was all the
Stitches and sutures and staples, this was no time for my
Wishes and futures and fables, it’s all about those
Stitches and sutures and staples, so dream on
And it seems now that nothings ever going to be the same
But isn’t change good for you?
Yeah, I’ve heard that too
And you’d think that I’d learn to leave well enough alone
But maybe I’ve never understood, baby when I’ve got it good
Until I'm crying, crying, crying
So one day in comes this card, a great big get-well howd’ya do
And I opened it to see the message; now I'm sharing it with you
It said Dear Carl: Sorry that you feel so bad. We hope that this card
will bring you some happiness to make you feel better
Lots of love from all your
Stitches and Sutures and Staples
Now get back to all your Wishes and futures and fables
So long from all your stitches sutures and staples
Now move on
 
     
 
 
     
  THE POINT OF THIS LIFE (DIXON)

There must be a guardian angel watching over me
‘Cause the universe sure smacked me down and it could’ve ended badly
I lay there bemused and bewildered from the shock of the fall,
which turned to amazement as good people rallied to my distress call
All we are in this world is what we are to each other
And love is the reason we help one another
And the point of this life is to get along
To make this world better before your time’s gone
Think of all you still have and not what you’ve lost
The point of this life is to get along and give it all you’ve got
We get sidetracked with high expectations and wrong-headed plans
We nod in agreement and just go along and give in to endless demands
So what is the sense we can make of all this as we shape-shift and stand on our heads?
Make time for living ‘cause one day it’ll come to an end
And the point of this life is to get along
To make this world better before your time’s gone
Look at all you still have and not what you’ve lost
The point of this life is to get along and give it all you’ve got
I’m not here to preach, it’s just something I’ve learned and should tell
We all get our wake-ups and yeah, it can really be hell
But when you’re going through hell don’t stop there keep going
Reach out to your people and take strength in knowing
That the point of this life is to get along
To make things a little better before your time’s gone
Bring something to the party and share what you’ve brought
The point of this life is to get along and give it all you’ve got
 
     
 
 
     
  THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUN (DIXON)

Steve-o said “that was the scene of the crime” as we drove
past the church the other day
It may have seemed like a good idea at the time but
getting hitched didn’t quite work out that way
Yeah, I don’t really know why but I thought it would be fun, fun, fun
Thought it would be fun
They say marry in haste, repent at leisure. All the boy wanted was to
Extend the pleasure of her company; and so on bended knee
He made a feverish proposal, didn’t think it through
Never stopped to wonder “Is she right for you?”
Everything going through his mind so fast Never was a fool so determined to cast his fate like dice
If you ask him now why he did it; he’ll say I thought it would be fun, fun, fun
Thought it would be fun
The hall was engaged and money was spent; the big day came and the minister went
On droning in tedious tones “Bless you my children and don’t throw stones”
The celebration after was oddly restrained, everybody smiled politely
And made appropriate noises at the proper moments but
Unbounded joy came only slightly
Nary a whoop or a holler stirred the whole proceeding
Ask him now how the hell he got through it and he’ll smile and tell you “good breeding”
That and I thought it would be fun, fun, fun Thought it would be fu
Fun, fun, fun thought it would be fun
They carried it forward with predictable results; it didn’t take long
Until the bloom was off the rose
They hadn’t finished being children when they had to be adults
And there’s no fun in that as everybody knows
Steve-o’s rebounded and got a second wife, mostly forgets about that previous life
And guess what? Now he’s having fun, fun, fun, having lots of fun
Fun, fun fun, having lots of fun
 
     
 
 
     
  TREACHEROUS EMOTIONS (DIXON)

I’ve got wicked emotions that take my head and give it a spin
They don’t give a damn about the trouble they could get me in
And with a woman like you I know they’re gonna do it again
Oh, but where will it end? I don’t wanna depend on
Treacherous emotions keep ‘em under lock and key
Treacherous emotions alway get the better of me
I’m playing monkey in the middle ‘cause my heart overpowers my head
It promises the pleasure but the pain keeps comin’ instead
Dangerous amusements, a love so slippery
Makin’ me a nervous man you don’t understand that you’re making demands on
Treacherous emotions keep ‘em under lock and key
Treacherous emotions always get the better of me
So impulsive, need some time to think
These crazy feelings push me right to the brink
Quick to fill up; now look what I’ve done
All because I’m trying to have some fun
Treacherous emotions keep ‘em under lock and key
Treacherous emotions always get the better of me
You can’t trust ‘em
 
     
 
 
     
  YOU LOOK SO COOL (DIXON/DIXON)

The snakes are hanging straight down from the trees
Monkeys are too hot to hunt for fleas
But I feel a breeze all ‘round my knees ‘cause you look so cool
The sun’s a fried egg on a platter
The thermometer is ready to shatter
But my teeth all start to chatter ‘cause you look so cool
How do you do it, it just isn’t fair
In the perishing heat you’re like a breath of fresh air
While everybody’s hiding from the heat of the south
At high noon butter wouldn’t melt in your mouth
The lazy leopard and the old ocelot would change spots with a Hottentot
But baby I’m all hot to trot ‘cause you look so cool
Gators are laid out in the swamp fireflies won’t light up their lamp
But my forehead’s warm and damp while you look so cool
How do you do it, it just isn’t fair
In the perishing heat you’re like a breath of fresh air
While everybody’s hiding from the heat of the south
At high noon butter wouldn’t melt in your mouth
The lazy leopard and the old ocelot would change spots with a Hottentot
But baby I’m all hot to trot ‘cause you look so cool
 
     
     
 
 

 

 

 
 

 


 

 
 
 

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